Enquiring Minds Want To Know...
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Can you cry underwater?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do the employees at Red Rose Tea take coffee breaks?
Do twins know that one of them was an unplanned pregnancy?
How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?
If croutons are just stale bread why do they come in air-tight packages?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest of them have to drown too?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If the US and Canada ever get into a war where will all the draft dodgers go?
If they ever build a "tornado rod" will it look like a trailer park?
If time heals all wounds how come the belly button stays the same?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
What if oxygen is really killing us but it takes 75 to 100 years to work?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Who is supposed to read the sign that says "Seeing-Eye Dogs Only"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in lisp?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why does cheese that's been aged for seven years have a "best before" date?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room to give you privacy while you get undressed?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 while buns come in packages of 8?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with the vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down again and give the vacuum one more chance?
Why do they put up pictures of criminals at the Post Office? are we supposed to write to them?
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is bacon always half-an-inch longer than the frying pan?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it than whenever you attempt to catch something that is falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why is it people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?